Some of My Favorite T-Shirts

Be Kind To Your Children...(They Pick Your Nursing Home)

I Live In My Own Little World, But It's Ok ...They Know Me Here

I'M Not Bossy...I Just Have Better Ideas

I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason...

Would The Ocean Be As Deep If There Weren't Any Sponges?

And Your Cry-Baby Whiny-Butt Opinion Would Be?

Make Like A Plumber and Get The Crap Outta Here

Golfer's Prayer...Bury My Balls Next To The Old Bag

My Wild Oats Have Turned Into All Bran

This Is The Worst Day Of My Life...Again

I'M Out Of My Mind But Feel Free To Leave A Message

I'M Retired But I Work Part-Time As A Pain In The Butt

I'd Invite You To A Dog Show But I'm Afraid You Might Win

I Try To Take One Day At A Time But Sometimes Several Days Attack Me At Once